This rum cove, Murray

What ho, Murray fans!

Peculiar fellow, isn’t he?  Most un-English - no sense of fair play in the chap at all - just utter ruthlessness.  A thoroughly Scotch sort of fellow.  And well, he might win Wimbers - but is he the sort of chap you’d want to sit next to at a dinner party?  I rather think not.

This winning-at-all-cost lark is so thoroughly colonial.  I find it profoundly unbecoming that a true blue British chap should be aping such antics.  A rum fellow, indeed.  And what a frightful mother! - no tits on the woman whatsoever.  Ghastly, simply ghastly!

Yours, etc
Crouchback