What ho, proles!
Good news at last in this interminable election campaign! My fellow Viscount, Lord Monckton, has thrown his hat into the ring in the Highlands. He is standing on the UKIP ticket. The Mad Monk is a formidable character and makes great sport of dishing beardie weirdie greens and tofu munchers. If he's not beasting George Monbiot in Blighty, he's rallying the American masses on the Glenn Beck show. What a fellow. Hear his call:
That's the spirit, old bean! Let's hope the Mad Monk raises an army of Highland savages to storm Westminster. It would be quite something if the descendents of Wallace's men atoned for their forebear's treason by taking back Britain for the silent patriotic majority.The old discredited political parties understand little of our hard Highland life, and care less. And the numpties in Edinburgh's Parliament of Eunuchs have destroyed our wee bit hill and glen. Taxes and rates rise, public debt soars, but public services wither. Enough is enough. Is this the Brave New Scotland that Europe's SNP poodles maundered on about? Highlandmen, arise! Vote out the snivelling SNP satraps of the stifling European tyranny! Take back your nationhood and your democracy! Vote UKIP with pride!
Yours, etc
Viscount Crouchback
Jolly good show. Hoorah for Lord Monckton
Posted by: Kitchener | 21 April 2010 at 07:18 PM
Just to point out that the Kitchener above is not the same Kitchener from sport24. com.
No big surprise to see it duplicated, it's an admirable name after all.
Posted by: Kitchener | 22 April 2010 at 06:25 AM
How bizarre.
Posted by: Viscount Crouchback | 22 April 2010 at 07:34 AM