Following a regrettable incident involving our previous stable hand, Adebayo, the position is now vacant. I require someone who meets the following criteria:
- Male
- No older than 25 years old
- Six feet high at least
- Of good West African stock (no skinny Somalians please)
- In robust physical condition (every applicant will be expected to prove that he is strong enough to lever a grown man onto his thighs and support him there for fully twenty minutes)
- Free of infectious disease
- Of honest character
Applicants may be required to strip naked during the interview. This is solely for the purposes of medical tests. The successful applicant will receive the exceedingly generous sum of £75 per week, plus full board. Interviews to commence week of 1st December. Apply in writing to Lord Crouchback, Crouchback Castle, Sussex, England or leave a comment below. No time wasters please!
Yours, etc
Viscount Crouchback
What happened to Adebayo my lord?...
Posted by: Gemini | 24 November 2010 at 09:40 PM
Adebayo has apparently cheated the vicar's wife out of £20,000 after promising her that she had won the Nigerian Euro Millions Lottery. I should have thought the clue was in the name, but she's not the brightest cove, bless her.
Posted by: Viscount Crouchback | 24 November 2010 at 10:07 PM