What ho, beef lovers!
It's been quite a while since I made this award. November's winner has caught the eye with his superb performances for England, not to mention his delightful side-flick. Have you guessed who it is yet? Click below to find out, but be aware that the image is not strictly suitable for work. Gemini, you should probably take a very deep breath and invest in a box of man-sized tissues before clicking on this one, old boy.
Crouchback's Beefcake of the Month
Yours, etc
Viscount Crouchback
My Lord, how does Adebayo compare in the beef stakes?
Posted by: Max | 19 November 2010 at 03:56 PM
Old bean, Adebayo is to beef what Achilles is to courage.
Posted by: Viscount Crouchback | 22 November 2010 at 09:56 AM
An astonishingly good specimen my lord. Have you let the lad know that he won?
Posted by: Gemini | 22 November 2010 at 01:19 PM
Oh yes, I gave him a little tap on the rump with my walking cane and announced the good news. A most charming boy.
Posted by: Viscount Crouchback | 22 November 2010 at 01:39 PM
My Lord,
I’m interested in this Adebayo fellow. Is he a stocky and bestial specimen? How much does he weigh?
My uncle Paddy is looking for a new prize fighter you see. Up and down the whole width and breadth of this country back roads and community halls are packed to the gills for bare-knuckle boxing bouts. Paddy’s youngest and most valued son Shamrock Tyson died from a cerebral haemorrhage back in May and he has been looking to replace him ever since. Unfortunately his older son Hillary is a bit of a ladyboy.
Anyway, I reckon you could make about 80000 pounds a year if Adebayo won his fights my Lord. That’d be after my uncle takes his 50% cut of course. Recently Paddy has been having financial difficulties, he built several housing estates during the property boom and has an expensive addiction to cappuccinos and acupuncture.
Posted by: Gemini | 22 November 2010 at 01:50 PM
Adebayo is a typical west African chappie - an arse like a hot air balloon, muscles as big as hams, and a todger that is occasionally mistaken for a rattlesnake.
I should dearly love to sell the blighter, but alas Lady Crouchback has rather taken a liking to the fellow.
Moreover, sad to say, but Adebayo is more of a lover than a fighter - and a rather enthusiastic lover at that.
Posted by: Viscount Crouchback | 22 November 2010 at 02:18 PM